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wildhydrangea:

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

I follow back!


cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through
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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy


nattlige:

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depressed-but-w3ll-dr3ssed:

sad blog for sad teens
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stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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