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eatpizzas:

hey
hey juliet
get ur head in the game
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cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today


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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

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fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW


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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth


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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird


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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.


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i-heart-bodies:

if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?


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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night


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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive